[HoCoK]

Eve calls out to God: "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals and that hilarious omedic snake, but I'm just not
happy."
"Why is that Eve?" came the reply from above.
"I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all
in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger and faster, and
will like to hunt and kill things. He'll be witless and revel in childish
things, like fighting and kicking a ball about. He looks silly when he is
aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him
in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He won't be too
smart, so he'll need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great" says Eve, with a raised eyebrow.
"So what's the catch?"
"Well. . . you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring. So you'll have to
let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little
secret. . . you know, woman to woman."